I will pre-number a list so as to facilitate the discussion of my awesomeness:

You may gush below:

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I never doubted your awesomeness.  ; )

No one can hold a candle to your awesome flame... it burns so brightly that it ignites the awesomeness in me and obviously Barb too because we both responded to your awesome post!!  

May I also add that our 1990 class was wickedly, totally, tubularly, gag me with a spoonaliciously awesome as well!

;)

I am glad both of you concur with the fundamental reality of my awesomeness.  However, I believe the request was to list, in numerical order, the reasons supporting your allegiance to my awesomeness; and I will allow you to include a line or two describing the zeal with which your adoration gushes.

My humble apologies King Awesome - I was so busy being blown away by your awesomeness that I wrongfully neglected to thoroughly pay attention to your beginning post and follow directions... I was too busy being absolutely FABULOUS!

O.K. That's 1

Now there are 29 left. 

Will no one defend my awesomeness!?

It's not Penthouse Forum, Sean...you may have found the wrong site.

Hey, I was Letter of the Month...nine...times.

"9 times."

"9 times?"

"9 times."

--- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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